What do you think he’s got on that iPod?
Do you think he listens to himself narrating erotic novels?
If I had a voice like that, I’d be turning myself on.
He totally listens to himself! “DILDO” would be his favorite word, he giggles like a fangirl going “Jesus! I said Dildo. That’s fcking hot!”
Oh piss off man and stop bothering me ……looking all fucking sexual
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He does. Or he did. Check out him reading ‘Casanova’ on Youtube or on iTunes if you want to buy it. He even says ‘dildo’...
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Imagine if he really did narrate erotic novels…
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