David is in a strictly monogamous relationship with pizza and if you try to touch his pizza or pizza storage places he will not hesitate to push you into the local Dominos oven.
Reblogged from Don't talk to me about anything other than food
David is in a strictly monogamous relationship with pizza and if you try to touch his pizza or pizza storage places he will not hesitate to push you into the local Dominos oven.
Dear DavidMitchellWithPizza Tumbleblog: Apparently you lied about the monogamous thing. That or he’s cheating on pizza...
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hahahahahaha. /dead
This blog exists. I don’t even…I don’t even know what to say. I just cannot stop laughing.